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I JUST SOLD. I'VE BEEN 'BOGGED AGAIN. I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT THE STUPID JPEGS OF THE MONKEYS INSTEAD. I HATE THE WAR ECONOMY I HATE THE WAR ECONOMY.

Your portfolio is redder than Tiananmen Square. You thought you couldn't be fooled by your stonks. They're blocking further trading because they know you were just about to hit it big. It's the Bogs. It has to be. You were so confident buying that much XRP that you'd wake up a millionaire. So many dollars lost to the blockchain menace... 

Buy high sell low, am I right fellas?

All profits will be invested in ChainLink.

Specs

• One size fits most (roughly US Men's size 9-12) 
• Crew Cut
• Pink Wojak seething at his YOLO losses displayed
  
• May cause urgent desire to show off your feet to your friends